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A dress that zips up the back will bring a husband and wife together.
James H. Boren
A good marriage would be between a blind wife and a deaf husband.
Michel de Montaigne
A good marriage would be between a blind wife and a deaf husband.
Honore de Balzac
A husband is what is left of a lover, after the nerve has been extracted.
Helen Rowland
A journey is like marriage. The certain way to be wrong is to think you control it.
John Steinbeck
A man in love is incomplete until he has married. Then he's finished.
Zsa Zsa Gabor
A man marries to have a home, but also because he doesn't want to be bothered with sex and all that sort of thing.
W. Somerset Maugham
A man may be a fool and not know it, but not if he is married.
H. L. Mencken
A psychiatrist asks a lot of expensive questions your wife asks for nothing.
Joey Adams
A successful marriage requires falling in love many times, always with the same person.
Mignon McLaughlin
A wedding anniversary is the celebration of love, trust, partnership, tolerance and tenacity. The order varies for any given year.
Paul Sweeney
A wedding is just like a funeral except that you get to smell your own flowers.
Grace Hansen
All marriages are happy. It's the living together afterward that causes all the trouble.
Raymond Hull
Almost no one is foolish enough to imagine that he automatically deserves great success in any field of activity; yet almost everyone believes that he automatically deserves success in marriage.
Sydney J. Harris
Any intelligent woman who reads the marriage contract, and then goes into it, deserves all the consequences.
Isadora Duncan
Bachelors know more about women than married men; if they didn't they'd be married too.
H. L. Mencken
Banks have a new image. Now you have 'a friend,' your friendly banker. If the banks are so friendly, how come they chain down the pens?
Alan King
Before marriage, a girl has to make love to a man to hold him. After marriage, she has to hold him to make love to him.
Marilyn Monroe
Being divorced is like being hit by a Mack truck. If you live through it, you start looking very carefully to the right and to the left.
Jean Kerr
Bride: A woman with a fine prospect of happiness behind her.
Ambrose Bierce
Do you know what it means to come home at night to a woman who'll give you a little love, a little affection, a little tenderness? It means you're in the wrong house, that's what it means.
Henny Youngman
Don't marry the person you think you can live with; marry only the individual you think you can't live without.
James C. Dobson
Getting divorced just because you don't love a man is almost as silly as getting married just because you do.
Zsa Zsa Gabor
He's the kind of man a woman would have to marry to get rid of.
Mae West
How can a woman be expected to be happy with a man who insists on treating her as if she were a perfectly normal human being.
Oscar Wilde
I have great hopes that we shall love each other all our lives as much as if we had never married at all.
Lord Byron
I have learned that only two things are necessary to keep one's wife happy. First, let her think she's having her own way. And second, let her have it.
Lyndon B. Johnson
I love being married. It's so great to find that one special person you want to annoy for the rest of your life.
Rita Rudner
I'd marry again if I found a man who had fifteen million dollars, would sign over half to me, and guarantee that he'd be dead within a year.
Bette Davis
I've been married to one Marxist and one Fascist, and neither one would take the garbage out.
Lee Grant
If there is such a thing as a good marriage, it is because it resembles friendship rather than love.
Michel de Montaigne
If you made a list of reasons why any couple got married, and another list of the reasons for their divorce, you'd have a hell of a lot of overlapping.
Mignon McLaughlin
If you want to read about love and marriage, you've got to buy two separate books.
Alan King
If you want to sacrifice the admiration of many men for the criticism of one, go ahead, get married.
Katharine Hepburn
In every marriage more than a week old, there are grounds for divorce. The trick is to find, and continue to find, grounds for marriage.
Robert Anderson
In olden times sacrifices were made at the altar - a practice which is still continued.
Helen Rowland
It destroys one's nerves to be amiable every day to the same human being.
Benjamin Disraeli
It isn't tying himself to one woman that a man dreads when he thinks of marrying; it's separating himself from all the others.
Helen Rowland
It's a funny thing that when a man hasn't anything on earth to worry about, he goes off and gets married.
Robert Frost
Love is often the fruit of marriage.
Moliere
Love: A temporary insanity curable by marriage.
Ambrose Bierce
Many a man in love with a dimple makes the mistake of marrying the whole girl.
Stephen Leacock
Marriage - a book of which the first chapter is written in poetry and the remaining chapters in prose.
Beverley Nichols
Marriage is a bribe to make the housekeeper think she's a householder.
Thornton Wilder
Marriage is a feast where the grace is sometimes better than the dinner.
Charles Caleb Colton
