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The secret of life is that there is no secret of life.
In order to finish first, you must first finish.
How long you live has nothing to do with how long you are going to be dead.
Do what you can, with what you have, where you are.
Theodore Roosevelt
If it succeeds, it is right; if it fails, it is wrong.
The person who has all the answers understands none of the problems.
Never mistake activity for progress.
If you don't make waves, you're not under way.
Only fools can be certain; it takes wisdom to be confused.
Sit at the feet of the masters long enough, and they'll start to smell.
You want it bad, you'll get it bad.
The floor moves further away when you bend over.
You can't make a fact out of an opinion by raising your voice.
If we weren't all a little crazy, we'd go nuts.
It is far better to get nowhere fast than to get nowhere slowly.
Never get in a battle of wits without ammunition.
Give me the luxuries of life and I will willingly do without the necessities.
If you talk about someone behind their back, their back will be right behind you.
If you're asked to join a parade, don't march behind the elephants.
If you work on a nonexistent problem there are much fewer obstacles to overcome.
And on the Eighth day God said the world was funny, and She created Laughter.
Thou shalt not practice mirth control.
When you find a sacred cow, milk it for all it is worth.
If the fit wears, shoo it.
The journey is more important than the destination.
Practice random kindness and senseless acts of beauty.
Never clarify tomorrow what you can obscure today.
A myth is an effeminate moth.
The universe rearranges itself to accommodate your picture of reality.
On a clear day you can see forever.
Money is far more persuasive than logical arguments.
Euripides
Welcome to the next level!
Look at me, I worked myself up from nothing to a state of extreme poverty.
Groucho Marx
You say you love me? Well, that and a nickel might buy me a cigar.
It's easier to apologize afterwards than getting something allowed in the first place.
Clifford Stoll
There is never any need to worry. We have enough shovels to bury everybody.
The quickest way to kill the human spirit is to ask someone to do mediocre work.
Ayn Rand
"A stand can be made against invasion by an army; no stand can be made
against invasion by an idea."
Victor Hugo
